Hello, everyone!
Today some of you will enter thru the gates to embark on your mission at the inaugural Satellite Ranch Music & Arts Festival 09/01/17-09/02/17. We cannot contain our excitement nor properly put it into words. With that being said, we have some breaking news for all of the attendees.
It is with a heavy heart, that we must announce the cancelation of our anticipated headlining act, Lord RAJA. Unfortunately, Lord Raja had suffered a loss of a close family member and we know how difficult it must be to deal with. We wish Lord Raja and his family our sincerest condolences and support thru this difficult time.
However, with that unfortunate news comes a silver lining. We were able to lock down an extremely gifted producer and DJ who we feel will fit perfectly with the vibes we are curating. We would like to welcome Starkey to the Satellite Ranch family and we hope you’re just as excited as we are for his upcoming performance. Starkey will be substituting for Lord Raja’s set on the Supernova Stage on Saturday, 09/02/2017, from 7:15pm-8:30pm.
The Funkstronaut Productions team hopes that everyone understands the circumstances and arrives to the festival with an open mind and ready to party. We’d like to give a shout out to the team at Rogue Agency for being extremely professional and working quickly to help us find an amazing replacement during this time.
You can check out Starkey’s music here:
See you on the mountain..!

Here’s Some More Updates and FAQs!

Greetings, Earthlings!
Here’s the latest updates and FAQs for Satellite Ranch Music & Arts Festival.
-We installed 9 baskets for disc golf on the venue! Bring your discs!
-There will be a Thursday Early Entry opportunity for attendees. Gates will be open from 6pm-11pm. It is an extra $10.00 for GA ticket holders. It is free for VIP. We will also have a few DJs performing in the Launchpad, along with SUICAUDIO.
-Online ticket sales are officially over. Tickets may now only be purchased at the gate.
-We will have the last batch of VIP passes available at the gate. GA attendees may upgrade at the gate for $60.00. This is a capacity issue and are FIRST COME, FIRST SERVE! NO EXCEPTIONS!
-ALL passes include car camping.
-GA gate prices for the weekend are $70.00
-GA gate prices for Saturday Only are $40.00
-There will be a fee of $5.00 to park your car unless you are carpooling with 3 or more people, or unless you are a VIP ticket holder.
-It looks like we are expecting light showers on Saturday night into Sunday morning. Please pack accordingly.
Q: “Can I buy a Friday only pass?”
A: No. If you are attending for Friday only, you still must purchase a weekend pass.
Q: “Is there an age restriction?”
A: Yes. You must be 18+ years of age to attend unless accompanied by a parent or legal guardian.
Q: “Can I reserve camping spots for my friends arriving at a different time?”
A: Yes. There is ample room on the venue for patrons to find a camping spot. Just please be courteous and respectful of your neighbor.
Q: “How does the Silent Disco work?”
A: You must provide a valid ID in exchange for a pair of headphones. Once you have the headphones, you will be able to toggle between two channels that host a different act on each channel. You will receive your ID when the headphones are returned. If you do not have an ID, you may be subject to a rental fee.
Q: “Will there be a bar on the property?”
A: There will be a VIP only bar where VIP ticket holders will be able to hand in drink tickets in exchange for complementary beverages. You may bring in outside alcohol to the venue. Please just make sure it is sealed and not in a glass bottle or handle. If it is glass, it will be confiscated and returned when you leave.
Q: “Can I enter after gates close?”
A: We will not turn any one away at the gate after they close. You simply will just have to provide the security detail with an ID and given a different colored wrist band. You will have to go to the gates when they open to retrieve your IDs and proper wrist bands and provide payment for the event. If you do not have an ID, then you may not enter the grounds until gates reopen.
Q: “What time do we have to leave on Sunday?”
A: All attendees must leave the festival grounds no later than 2pm on Sunday, 09/03/2017.
We hope that covers everything! If there’s any additional questions or concerns, please reach out. We are ecstatic to see you on the mountain..!

VIP Poster Design Dropped!

We’ve got some updates from the Funkstronaut base regarding¬†Satellite Ranch Music & Arts Festival!

-VIP is officially 50% SOLD OUT. They are first come, first serve and include features like access to VIP ONLY sets, free food and beverages during the VIP sets, free parking, this awesome poster illustrated by Ben LaDieu aka One Call System, and more. We are expecting sell-out by the weekend!

-The schedule will be released tomorrow on this event page! The updated venue layout will be posted this weekend. Thanks for being patient with us.

-WE STILL HAVE SPACE FOR (5) MORE CRAFT VENDORS. If you or anyone you know may be interested, please shoot us a message.

-If you’re not going VIP and still want to grab one of these posters, we will have a LIMITED amount of them for sale at the festival, signed and numbered by the artist.

See you on the mountain!

Important Update Regarding the Lineup

Hey, everyone! We’ve got an important update.

Due to unfortunate circumstances, our friends in Panked! Dance Party! are no longer able to join us for the festival.

This has consequently delayed our plans to release the daily schedule. We will have it posted for you all next week, along with other FAQs and general information. If you have any questions or concerns beforehand, please feel free to message us.

With that being said, our team of Funkstronauts decided we needed to make it up to you for the overwhelming support we’ve been receiving throughout this endeavor. We have tracked down a SURPRISE SECRET GUEST to fill in the open slot.

We will announce the secret guest tomorrow afternoon.

Let’s just say he’s part of a pOpuLar DJ group….

Stay tuned.